God’s Sense of Humor “Poem”
God has a sense of humor greater than anyone
I’m going to investigate Gods sense of humor forgive me O world
Consider me a blasphemer of the blasphemers O world
you can hang me to death if you want i don’t mind
In what sense Oh God your outmost power justifies the derangement of senses? I do mind
Forbidding alcohol and women on earth but promising alcohol and women in heaven?
72 virgins is a great sense humor played on all humanity is it not God?
Please forgive my courage to ask?
But i am being honest what is the point?
To abandon one thing here and to adapt the same thing in your humble abode oh lord I dream of 72 virgin and fine wines
Honey and milky rivers and women above all I love the most
Let go this foolishness oh god to whome all power belongs
Why you send the lamb to Abraham when he was about put knife to Isaac?
I laugh with tears and with longest despair what Isaac went through and must have felt
and I pity for generations of lamb sacrifices?
You have no idea how many sacrifices of lamb we humans have repeated after your manner?
It’s not even countable like the stars in clear night sky!
I must consider Abraham’s event as great sense of humor
You are oh god after all a God how can you not have some sense of humor?
Now what is Satan?
An angel you loved the most and knew his rebellion but still let him play?
Of course you only know what we cannot know but wait!
Let the rain fall please again it’s getting too hot God
I can not justify Gods existence without Satans existence
So he then created Hell
A place of endless torture and burning sulfur
Oh have Mercy oh you Monsters I’m history of antiquities
Humans follow the godly way of punishment to this day
Then God you put Tree of Knowledge
If I am not wrong I want to laugh
It’s like setting a house on fire and believing it’s not going to turn into ashes but a garden
What a good sense of humor God has
Generations of generations have gone
But no more this is the age of reason
God has no place in 21st century
Let alone human reason to conquer the world like Alexander